Political Humor

[Jo McDonald]

This was in the Worland, WY newspaper on April 2nd.
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    Objections from a former sailor

To the Editor:
  I object and take exception to everyone saying that
Obama and Congress are spending money like a
drunken sailor.  As a former drunken sailor, I quit when
I ran out of money.

     Bruce L, Hargraves
         USN Retired
         Worland

[Warph]

NEW DISEASE FROM THE CDC

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced  "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible Obamanation.  The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.  Many victims contracted it in 2008..... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.  It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.  You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.