Willie Nelson latest

[Wilma]

Well, Jo, I think everyone has to admit that you are much younger than I.  I still like the older stars the best.

[genealogynut]

Don says he does, too!  Ye-e-ea-a-!  Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar, all for Hank Williams, Sr. stand up and holler!  Y-e-e-a-a!  Who-hoo!

[Wilma]

Y-e-e-a-a!  Who-hoo!!!

[Janet Harrington]

I don't know.  Give me a young Elvis the pelvis and I'll be happy.

[Wilma]

When Elvis first appeared on television, way back in the early 50's, my sister told me that his singing wasn't bad if you didn't have to watch him.  I feel that way about most of the contemporary entertainers today.  Now I find that listening to Elvis sing isn't much different from listening to his contemporaries.  So, Janet, does that put you with us oldtimers?

[Janet Harrington]

No, Mother, I could never be considered an old-timer.  You know that my goal in life is to live to be 99 years old.  That's the only goal that I have.

[Teresa]

No, Mother, I could never be considered an old-timer.  You know that my goal in life is to live to be 99 years old.  That's the only goal that I have.

God help us all...........................

[Janet Harrington]

Mama Wilma and Mama Jo,

Ms. T is being mean because she doesn't want me to live to be 99.  If I live to be 99 and she lives to be older than me, how old do you think she will be???  101 years old.  That's how old.

[Teresa]

sighhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... I swear TaTa.. you are the biggest tattle tale in the world.