This just in..... Hundreds of Corpses....

Started by Warph, July 11, 2009, 11:49:54 AM

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"Four workers were charged Thursday in an elaborate scheme in which hundreds of corpses were dug up at a historic black cemetery near Chicago and strewn in a weeded area or reburied with other bodies so that plots could be resold," reports the Associated Press.  The "Reverend" Jesse Jackson didn't miss out on the action, saying that there's "a special place in hell" for the accused.

Perhaps Jackson has his facts wrong.  Word on the street is that the gravediggers work for ACORN, and that the graves are empty because the Obama campaign unearthed the corpses back in November in order to drum up a few more votes.  But we don't want to spread any rumors, would we.....?
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pamsback


Warph

Quote from: pamsback on July 11, 2009, 11:59:34 AM
Dude, that's beyond tacky.....

Yeah.... you're probably right.  If I was Jackson, I wouldn't have made that comment about hell, him being a Reverend and all.
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Teresa

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History !

srkruzich

Curb your politician.  We have leash laws you know.

pamsback

Jesse Jackson is an idiot. Those were peoples parents, children and grandparents, that's a tacky joke.

Warph

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Jo McDonald

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GATHER, BUT WHAT YOU SCATTER....
THAT TELLS WHAT KIND OF LIFE YOU HAVE LIVED!

pamsback

I know the part about the bodies gettin thrown out is true...the part about acorn and Obama is TACKY. There IS a special place in hell for grave-robbers and I hope the one who robbed my fathers grave is there.

flo

Pam, let's clarify that a bit.  He was not stolen from his grave but some things on his headstone were.  We know who done it and they have died an untimely death.  I shed to tears for them or their kind.
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