Chuck Norris jokes

[Tobina+1]

(Don't tell my hubby I posted this...)

I don't understand the infatuation with Chuck Norris jokes, but we received a package in the mail the other day from a "unknown" source.  In it was a t-shirt that said "What you should know about Chuck Norris"...

Chuck Norris is the only man who can actually punch you in the soul.

On undercover missions, instead of bombs, the Air Force drops pictures of Chuck Norris flexing, and everyone on the ground dies of fear.

For Halloween, superheros dress up like Chuck Norris.

When you think fear is gripping you, it's not fear, it's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't do comedy because no one has ever laughed at Chuck Norris and lived.

[Joanna]

The Flair on Facebook is full of Chuck Norris funnies.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris KNOWS what happened in Vegas.
Chuck Norris CAN eat only one Lay's potato chip.
Before he goes to bed, the Boogie Monster checks his closet for Chuck Norris.