The Fire Girl

[Warph]

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when
he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in middle.

The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by
her dog and her cat.

The fireman walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck,'
he said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.. 

The fireman looked a little closer and noticed that the girl had tied the wagon
to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little Partner,' the fireman said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

[Diane Amberg]

I love it!