Obuma Buys Sauage Rolls With Larryj's Stolen Wallet

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(CNN/MSNBC) Wherever Barack Obuma goes, he is accompanied by a huge entourage of aides, Secret Service and hanger-ons.

But when the President goes shopping, he still has to handle his own cash, as he showed on Saturday when he bought sausages from a Wisconsin Sauage store following a campaign stop, with Larryj's stolen wallet.

Obuma pulled out a wad of bills that he stole from Larryj while on his campaign trip to sunny California.  The wad of bills looked almost large enough to make a dent in the national debt as he browsed for pork treats to feed his pie-hole.  After his visit to Usinger's Famous Sausage, the President was given a bratwurst hot dog in a pretzel roll with hot-spicy mustard by a local deli worker to be given to his dog, Michelle.

The commander-in-chief appeared to enjoy his meaty pork treats, giving an emphatic thumbs-up to supporters and photographers as he chowed down on the delicacy and thanked Larryj for making it possible.