Life for Sale...$120,000

[kshillbillys]

Just saw this on craigslist and laughed ourselves silly...We assume it's a joke but who knows...thought we would share


Here it is! Has anyone ever told you to "GET A LIFE"!?!?!? Well just buy mine! It comes with a 4 bedroom fully furnished home with a huge deck located on just over an acre of land just outside of Andover KS! Here's everything you'll get: a new 12X12 Shed, 1981 Harley Davidson Sportster(runs fine and is in very good condition for its age), RC Airplane(Hobbico Nexstar), RC helicopter(Heli-max Axe CPv3), cars(nitro and electric cars, Ofna, Traxxas Plus tons of parts and field equipment, batteries, chargers, fuel etc.. Well over $1500 worth of RC hobby stuff), Paintball gun, A 1989 Kawasaki JS550 Stand up Jet Ski (jetski) with a double trailer, a Baja Motorsports 250cc ATV, a Baja Motorsports 70cc Dirt Bike, many bicycles(a $500 Giant Mountain Bike never rode!), a brand new 2010 Troy Built riding mower with a pull behind garden cart, a 1992 Yamaha FZR600(needs work but runs), a broken down 1988 full size Ford Bronco taking up space in the driveway(needs a clutch slave cylinder in transmission), a 5X8 drop gate trailer(like the ones used in Lawn care business), storm shelter, trees, septic, propane tank(leased by ferrell gas), a huge sandbox play area with a large wooden swingset, a huge vegetable garden, brush pile, three 55 gal burn barrels, BBQ grill, thousands of items to many items to list. The home is in great shape just toys and crap scattered everywhere. Just installed a new water softner. It also has a large nice pellet stove for winter heating to cut down on the propane bills. The following is OPTIONAL: Looking to start a family? Look no further, I'll throw in a 33 year old blonde, blue eyes, short and cute, not fat(5' 140lbs), with 4 kids. The 15 year old he is mouthy and lazy and doesn't do anything but play video games, pretty much same goes for the 10 year old only he's just more annoying than anything. The 4 year old he is pyscho, he is hyper, restless, ferrel, cries a lot, screams a lot, spills food and drink everywhere daily. The 2 year old she is cute, funny, VERY LOUD, cries, screams, spills, and is very demanding. The woman, well pretty much useless, plays video games all day, lets kids run wild, not a good cook, doesn't clean house, does excessive loads of laundry, frigid in bed(well maybe not at first but she'll get that way), doesn't work but gets food and an srs check every month that she blows on junk within the first week. Heck I'll even throw in the dog. She's a beautiful Boxer. Very well mannered. Housebroke, loves kids, great dog! I love that dog. Kids too, I love the young kids so I must get to visit with them when I want. Of course the woman can make up her own mind whether she wants to stay with the house and be a part of your life if you choose this option. I'm sure she would stay if you wanted as she loves Andover schools for the kids and she hates me. Also, I'm pretty sure she swings both ways so Women should feel encouraged to apply. I'll throw in a 2002 Ford Windstar for an additional $5,999. I would say without the people and dog everything would be well worth $250,000. With them considerably less due to their destructive and depreciative behaviors. And no!!!.... thanks for all the offers but you can't just take the dog! You want the milk you gotta buy the cow!

[Diane Amberg]

Pretty funny...but look at all the fuel hogging conspicuous consumption toys. He must have a very well paying job or he owes lots on the credit cards. Four kids? The 15 year old should have the grass mowing to do and the weed pulling to do. The 10 year old should have chores too. Pull the plug on the video games! Get those adults back in charge!

[Jo McDonald]

What a Hoot !!!  Andover is a great little town....might be worth the drive out that way, if one was in the market for such a buy. 

[flo]

how much would you knock off the price if I didn't take the dirt bike and the 15 yr. old LOL

[jarhead]

Flo,
Think about it---the 15 year old is a tax deduction and the dirt bike gets 4,852 MPG. Does that change your mind ??

[flo]

have to admit that mpg sure sounds good - does it have an umbrella for rainy weather?

[Catwoman]

OMG...From the sounds of it, I wouldn't give you a plug nickel for the whole shooting gallery...Sounds like an accumulation of poor decisions...And also sounds like, even if the idiot GETS his quarter mil for the items on that list, he'll go out and create the same situation again...People like that are their own worst enemy.

[flo]

ok, you're probably right so guess you've talked me out of it, dirt bike and 15 yr old included.