Political Humor

[Jo McDonald]

 
 
Tough Sh**, Amigo                 
                                               
             A beautiful fairy appeared one day
             to a destitute Mexican refugee     
             outside an Arizona immigration     
             office.                           
                                               
             "Good man," the fairy said, "I've 
             been sent here by President Obama 
             and told to grant you three       
             wishes, since you just arrived in 
             the United States with your wife   
             and eight children."               
                                               
             The man told the fairy,  "Well,   
             where I come from we don't have   
             good teeth, so I want new teeth,   
             maybe a lot of gold in them."     
                                               
             The fairy looked at the man's     
             almost toothless grin and --       
             PING!-- he had a brand new shining
             set of gold teeth in his mouth!   
                                               
             "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two
             more to go."                       
                                               
             The refugee claimant now got       
             bolder.  "I need a big house with 
             a three-car garage in Annapolis on
             the water with eight bedrooms for 
             my family and the rest of my       
             relatives who still live in my     
             country..  I want to bring them   
             all over here" --- and -- PING!-- 
             in the distance there could be     
             seen a beautiful mansion with a   
             three-car garage, a long driveway,
             and a walkout patio with a BBQ in 
             an upscale neighborhood           
             overlooking the bay.               
                                               
             "One more wish," said the fairy,   
             waving her wand.                   
                                               
             "Yes, one more wish.  I want to be
             like an American with American     
             clothes instead of these torn     
             clothes, and a baseball cap       
             instead of this sombrero.  And I   
             want to have white skin like       
             Americans" ---and --- PING! -- The
             man was transformed - wearing     
             worn-out jeans, a Baltimore       
             Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball   
             cap.  He had his bad teeth back   
             and the mansion had disappeared   
             from the horizon.                 
                                               
             "What happened to my new teeth?"   
             he wailed. "Where is my new       
             house?"                           
                                               
             THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . .       
                                               
             NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD   .
             . . . . . .                       
                                               
             The fairy said:                   
             "Tough sh**, Amigo, now that you   
             are a white American, you have to 
             fend for yourself."

   





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[Varmit]

Jo, thats a good one!! Almost choked on my coffee

[Jo McDonald]

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of:  Gonorrhea Lectim.  The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. 

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.  It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.  Many victims contracted it in 2008..... But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.   

It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!  You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. 

Several states are already on top of this like  Virginia and  New Jersey, and now  Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.  Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about. 

Let's all get busy and cure this disease!!!

[peanut]

Great wit, I love it.