THE ITALIAN ELBOW

Started by Jo McDonald, May 31, 2010, 06:55:53 AM

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Jo McDonald

 

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301


There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301.

I will buzza you in.. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and

with you elbow , pusha 3.


When you get out, I'mma on the left.

With your elbow , hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?




"What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"





































 









IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GATHER, BUT WHAT YOU SCATTER....
THAT TELLS WHAT KIND OF LIFE YOU HAVE LIVED!

larryJ

HELP!  I'm talking and I can't shut up!

I came...  I saw...  I had NO idea what was going on...

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