Wow. Heres what I am thinking, you need to see your doctor and get on some Xanax or something. If Chicago is so wonderful, perhaps you would be happier there? I learned a long time ago that the people who toot their own horn usually do so out of a desperate need for attention, not because they are actually as "big and bad" as they want everyone to think they are. I do not live in Elk county but have family there, and I guarantee you they aren't nearly as "looney" as you are. Keep ranting like you do and you may run across some ol boy down there in Elk county that will take ya up on how big and bad you are. People there are friendly, but don't take kindly to some of the statements you have made. However, if it makes ya feel better keep rantin and raving about everything, cuz Elk county may be a small place, but people there aren't stupid and know an idiot when they see one.