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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical.  All
his tests come back showing normal results.  The doctor
said, "George, everything looks great.  How are you doing
mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with God?"

George replied, "God and I are tight.  He knows I have
poor eyesight and he's fixed it so when I get up in the
middle of the night to go to the bathroom, "POOF"! the
light goes on.  When I'm finished, "POOF" the light goes
off."

Later in the day the doctor called George's wife, Ethel,
and said, "George is doing fine, but I had to call you
because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it
true that when he gets up during the night, the light goes
on in the bathroom and when he's finished the light goes
off?"

"Oh Lord help me! said Ethel, "he's peeing in the
refrigerator again!"

Lol!

Yeah I'ce already caused a but of trouble (back to school thread) I'll try not to cause any more.

How in the world do you get "that" from "7h47"?  Wouldn't it be easier to simply type "that"?  And why go to the trouble of "cR4zy" when "crazy" is easier to type?  If they can learn a language like that, then why not learn French or Spanish or any of the other foreign languages that might benefit them in the future?  You might include English with that.

hey im 12 and i dont even know i dont know anybody that text's me like that

Ok then here's a crash course in cursory,

7=T (they look a little alike)
4=A (just add a line to the other side of the four)
0=O (I don't get why you can't just type "O")
5=S

So far that all I can think of.

I voted. Currently "Yes it should stay on" has 59% and "No take it off" has 41% of the vote.

How long did you have on the typewriter before you had to pass it on?

yep, we did.  Had ONE electric typewriter when I was a senior and we had to take turns using it.

Wow, and how many kids were in your class?

If you noticed I had quoted heather there, perhaps I was making fun of the way she typed in that quote That was almost paintful to type.

There was a kid in my karate class named stone... and that's about it.

13 dAY'S 2DAY TIL' SCHOOL STARTS ENROLLING WAS TODAY AND 2MARO YAY IM AND OFFICIAL 7TH-GRADER AND IT ALL WENT GTEAT UNTIL MY LOCKER ......DARN THING WONT WORK THEY HAD THIER COMNINATIONS WRONG AND SOME OF US COULDN'T GET THEM OPEN ERRRRRRRRRRRRR   BESIDE'S THAT GLORY IT WENT FANTASTIC   !!!!!!!!!

0mG 7h47 1z cR4zy!

ok so we have fire and wat no siren's hmmmm maybe the "fritz" we had the other day lol

Umm excuse me but, WHAT?