Divorce VS Murder -- priceless
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I
would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need
cyanide ? '
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my
husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed,
'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill
your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well
now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.'
Thanks, I have heard this one before and it gets funnier each time.
Larryj
I have enjoyed the daily dose you have been posting, most of them have been new ones for me. Thanks for the laughs.