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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Teresa on June 16, 2009, 09:10:15 AM

Title: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Teresa on June 16, 2009, 09:10:15 AM
I wonder if they come in different colors?
I wonder about the fragrance?
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they bloom?
I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?
I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?
I wonder if they come in long-stemmed?


Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd, in Fishers, Indiana .
The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!!!!!
  ;D ;D

(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/ipenis.jpg)




Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Catwoman on June 16, 2009, 09:12:55 AM
Wonder if Lorena Bobbitt runs the place???? lol
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: pamsback on June 16, 2009, 09:34:37 AM
 Lol I wonder if those pills they advertise would make em have bigger longer lasting blooms? :P
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Diane Amberg on June 16, 2009, 01:11:27 PM
You guys are just awful!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Ms Bear on June 16, 2009, 04:46:41 PM
Wonder where they went to school.
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Catwoman on June 16, 2009, 04:49:30 PM
Doesn't the Chicken Ranch out in Nevada have a home-school contingent?  :o lol
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Jo McDonald on June 16, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
FUNNY----- FUNNY----------- FUNNY  !!!!
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: dnalexander on June 16, 2009, 07:23:23 PM
You ladies are bad, very bad. There is nothing about a cut penis and poor spelling that is funny Shame on you all. :laugh:

David
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: pamsback on June 17, 2009, 09:11:56 AM
lol (i just have to....) If they bloom for more than four hours do you have to call the florist?  ::) ;D :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Mom70x7 on June 17, 2009, 09:28:13 AM
okay, folks - so what do you do with wilted blooms? snip them off?  ???  ::)  :o  :D
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Catwoman on June 17, 2009, 11:05:51 AM
Nah...You just have them preserved by having them freeze-dried and dipped in gold...No problem with wilting, then! lol
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Dee Gee on June 17, 2009, 11:09:05 AM
No, they are the reblooming type, just wait for them.
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: Jo McDonald on June 17, 2009, 12:05:08 PM
Not me --- Every morning and sometimes in the late afternoon I "de head" my flowering plants.  Take off the old wilted, and the new buds will have a happy place to show off their beauty.  No dead bodies hanging on my plants.  lol
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: flo on June 17, 2009, 12:42:20 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D you guys have given me the best laugh I've had in a long time  ;D ;D ;D  bloom more than four hours call the florist - roflmao - if they wilt just wait they will bloom again - really roflmao
Title: Re: But Will They Bloom???
Post by: flintauqua on June 17, 2009, 02:10:47 PM
Maybe they're Jewish and it's just a little sideline service they offer. ;D :o :angel: