Never Argue with a Woman*
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One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside**
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.*
* She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,*
*And** begins to read her book.*
*The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.*
* He pulls up** alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are
you doing?' *
*
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')*
*
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.*
* For all I know you could start at any moment.*
* I'll have to take you in and write you up.'*
*
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
woman.*
*
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.*
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment.'*
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.*
*
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. *
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* It's likely she can also think.
HA!!! I love it!!!
PRICELESS.........................
LOL.... fantastic story. Flo, do you own a BOAT??? LOL.....