If anyone refers to this as a "racist" joke -- I'll flip out!!! -- but it IS about a Caucasian - so it will probably be OK
Jo
POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'
'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde .
'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'Yes,' said the blonde, 'I'll go home and get it.'
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ...
'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.'
OMG! I have a friend who collects blonde jokes! She's gonna love this one! LOLOL!! ;D ;D ;D
I too, love blonde jokes.............I have never been blonds and really
have nothing against blondes.............we all just like to poke fun and most
of them usually laugh with us.
Good one Jo......thanks,
GB
J
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I hate 'em...
and i think it was mean and very racist that you put that up there mama..
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HA HA HA........
Teresa, if you are like most of us in our age bracket............we all have that little box of
hair color to reach for when we want a certain color.
But, if you want to take offense................go for it.................and or delete the message.
You do have the POWER!!!!
::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Oh that's okay Judy.. I have heard just about every single blond joke that there is.. and I still smile and laugh ...
Why?
Because I understand them.. ;D
Ok sorry Teresa I had to post this...
How do you make a blonde go crazy ???... Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner. :)
;D ;D ;D
That would do it Heather.. ;D
just one more,
;Dwhy did the blond stare at the can of orange juice,...................because it said concentrate. ;D
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Heather, LOVE your picture (for obvious reasons ;D ) . For the rest of you, that is my youngest granddaughter with her.
Teresa, know why us blondes take these "jokes" in stride? Because we are more tolerant of others. :angel: :angel:
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband
when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing
'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'
Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving,
and there is always that risk involved.'
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, asks,
'How many is a Brazilian?'
???
;D
BLONDE AT FOOTBALL GAME
A guy decides to take his new blonde girlfriend to a football game.After the game is over,he asks her if she liked the game.She replies:"Oh it was great,I loved watching those men in tight close,but there was only one thing I didn't understand." What did you not understand?
And the blonde says."Well at the begginning of the game,both teams flipped a quarter to see who would get the kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling,"get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back."So I thought to myself,gosh it's just a quarter!"
I know funny right!!! ???
SPEEDING TICKET
A blonde ws speeding on a highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and say's " Excuse ma'am,could I please see your drivings liscense and registration?" The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says" I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my liscense and today you expect me to show it to you?"