*This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister
of Migration Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if
Military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities intend
to cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and
possibly Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient
results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL
customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us NO more
candidates for President of the United States !
It's gonna get ugly!!!*