Welcome to our forum, Fireman. There is simply nothing I can do with this name except say that, if you are a fireman, please accept my undying gratitude for the service you do.
Don't worry, I got this one, Wilma...
"They call me the fireman. That's my name. Makin' my rounds all over town puttin' out old flames."
As any firefighter can tell you, a fireman is the person who shovels the coal on the old train. A firefighter puts out the fire and shovels all the stories in the back room when they all get back! ;D ;D ;D. Regardless, welcome! We shovel all kinds of stuff around here. It can get pretty deep.
We even need someone occasionally to put out fires (politics, anyone?) :D, so welcome!
Welcome, Fireman, to the forum.