I ASKED MY WIFE IF OLD MEN WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS, SHE SAID DEPENDS
AT MY AGE I DON'T EVEN BUY GREEN BANANAS
CREMATION - THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
I'VE REACHED THE INITIAL STAGE IN MY LIFE - IRA - AARP - SS
I'M RETIRED - I WAS TIRED YESTERDAY AND I'M TIRED AGAIN TODAY
WE MARRIED FOR BETTER OR WORSE, HE COULDN'T DO BETTER, I COULDN'T DO WORSE
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER ALL I WANTED WAS A BMW, NOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE W
CUTE!!! :laugh:
My favorite two bumper stickers:
"KEEP HONKING...I'M RELOADING."
"When the Church ruled the world, it was known as the Dark Ages."