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Title: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: pam on May 28, 2008, 06:38:39 AM

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Some Things I Learned on the Farm

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Don't name a calf you plan to eat.

Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

Keep skunks, lawyers, and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

Mortgaging a future crop is like saddling a wobbly colt.

A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

Meanness don't happen overnight.

To know how country folks are doing look at their barns, not their houses.

Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal; it just ain't helpful.

Teachers, bankers and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Don't sell your mule, buy a plow.

Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.

Don't corner something meaner than you.

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming, of course, that you want to catch flies.

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Don't go hunting with a fellow named Chug-a-Lug.

You can't unsay a cruel thing.

Every path has some puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: Diane Amberg on May 28, 2008, 12:34:32 PM
So very true. ;)
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: Dee Gee on May 28, 2008, 05:20:28 PM
Also, watch out for cow patties.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: Ole Granny on May 28, 2008, 08:49:31 PM
So very true, too!  (Where's the hold the nose guy?) :-\ :-\ :laugh:
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: Diane Amberg on May 29, 2008, 09:05:48 AM
I also learned not to let my best girlfriend's older brother anywhere near me when there were fresh patties around. Once he picked me up and tossed me in one. Yuk!! He also stole my shoes, tied my hands together and hung me up on a support rafter in the barn and went off and left me. ( I got out of that one)
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: flo on May 29, 2008, 09:21:44 AM
 ::) ;D some very wise words of wisdom
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: frawin on May 29, 2008, 09:24:48 AM
I  had many dried Cow Pattie and Dried Horse Biscuit  battles when I was kid.
Frank
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: Ole Granny on May 29, 2008, 10:34:24 AM
Dried is the key word here!
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: frawin on May 29, 2008, 10:38:54 AM
Granny, you got that right. I milked cows in grade school and all the way thru High School, twice a day 365 days a year and I got pretty familiar with the not dried ones.
Frank
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: pam on May 29, 2008, 10:40:50 AM
Lol, didn't they have a cow-chip tossin contest for a few years at the Labor Day celebration in Severy?
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: flo on May 29, 2008, 10:58:39 AM
yep, they sure did.
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: Diane Amberg on May 29, 2008, 12:47:34 PM
I've played bison chip checkers. Also brought a huge bag of them home an worked them into my vegetable garden. What a crop!
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: Ole Granny on May 29, 2008, 04:21:04 PM
 Fertilizing with biscuits, patties or chip, also, brings in a large array of different weeds.  I tried that once and decided it was easier to buy the packaged manure.  Fought those weeds for several years. Seem grew some thistle out of it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Some things I learned on the farm
Post by: Diane Amberg on May 29, 2008, 05:37:44 PM
My bison chips were early enough in the spring to be seed free, I guess. I had no weed problems from them and I was watching for weeds.