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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Warph on May 08, 2008, 01:58:04 AM

Title: Dog For Sale!!!
Post by: Warph on May 08, 2008, 01:58:04 AM
Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll
appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch!!!


   "Dog For Sale"

* Free to good home
* Excellent guard dog
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,
   as there are no more thieves, murderers or
   molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'