"The nice thing about being senile is, you can hide your own Easter eggs".
"Its scary when you start maikng the same noises as your coffeemaker".
"These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says" For Fast Relief".
The Senility Prayer"
"Grant me the senility to forget people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.