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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Judy Harder on November 20, 2007, 07:39:45 AM

Title: Here is a definition of globalization
Post by: Judy Harder on November 20, 2007, 07:39:45 AM
Finally, here is a definition of globalization
I can understand and to which   
I can relate... 

What is the truest definition of Globalization?
 
Princess Diana's death.
 
How come?
 
An English princess  with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French
tunnel,   driving a
German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,  using
Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by
a Pollock,
using Bill Gates technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese
chips,   and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals...

That, my friends, is Globalization

Title: Re: Here is a definition of globalization
Post by: Diane Amberg on November 20, 2007, 11:38:46 AM
 Now that is one of the funniest things I have ever read...and pretty accurate too! :-\ ;D