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Title: Daily News Paper
Post by: NATCH on October 14, 2004, 03:53:40 PM
To who it may concern,

The delivery of your daily Independence Reporter will be delayed today
due to auto failure

                                                                            Thanks,
                                                                                         Delivery Dude
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Janet Harrington on October 14, 2004, 05:00:06 PM
Some people are just smart butts aren't they???? >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Teresa on October 14, 2004, 09:21:02 PM
:-\ Aahh-Oohhhh Sheeeerrriff. ::).. me thinks you haven't heard the laaaaassst of this........  ;D
But I can't say anymore right nowwwww.... :-X   ***looking innocent***
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: DanCookson on October 15, 2004, 10:37:21 AM
 ;D
    Been thinking of building a high powered Demo Derby car for next years Moline Demo.  Trouble

is I need a good driver to help the car to a victory.  After careful consideration-----------I think the

Sheriff would make a wonderfull addition....... :-X :-X  Are those days taken????? :D :D :D
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: NATCH on October 15, 2004, 10:50:14 AM
SCRAP THE CADDY CLIDE!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Teresa on October 15, 2004, 12:03:33 PM
Great Idea... I think the Sheriff would make a great driver.. and you could save money building  the transmittion too.... you would only have to build a reverse :D.... ** We DO love you Sheriff :-*...
if we didn't~~~~~~~you would only hear silence  :-X ~~~~~~~~~ :P
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Janet Harrington on October 15, 2004, 02:45:21 PM
I think i would make an excellent demo driver and you are right, I would only need reverse.   :D :o
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: mtcookson on October 15, 2004, 03:40:17 PM
i'm hoping to be in the demo derby next year... just have to decide on a car... and also find out what i can and can't do to it. (http://www.mtcmotorsports.com/edgewood/images/smiles/naughty.gif)
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Teresa on October 15, 2004, 08:34:26 PM
I would say to ask the Nungessers... They could tell you every single thing there is to know about the derby.
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Janet Harrington on October 15, 2004, 10:02:46 PM
Heck.  If things keep up the way they are, I might have a Jeep we can put in the demo derby.  LOL :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Teresa on October 16, 2004, 01:48:33 PM
Well to be honest Ms. Sheriff... it really WASN'T your fault... so maybe you should reconsider being a driver for the derby..
And I have to say I am proud of you because of your good sense of humor.... :D
You have done well to take all the ribbing, my friend.
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Janet Harrington on October 16, 2004, 04:48:20 PM
WHO SAYS I HAVE DONE WELL????? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Sarge on October 20, 2004, 09:54:20 AM
Hey! Is there something going on here that I don't know about?
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: DanCookson on October 20, 2004, 10:59:37 AM
Not much Sarge, Sheriff just banged up her Jeep a little bit.  A thorough investigation by

Marshall Halloway is underway and the findings will be published here I'm sure.... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: admin on October 20, 2004, 08:14:57 PM
Quote from: SnakeHater on October 20, 2004, 10:59:37 AM
Not much Sarge, Sheriff just banged up her Jeep a little bit.  A thorough investigation by

Marshall Halloway is underway and the findings will be published here I'm sure.... ;D ;D ;D

Well, I think Marshal H. is struggling on this one. Since he is living in the 1880's, it is hard for him to deal with these newfangled automobiles and traffic regulations. Having said that, he claims though that the pony express rider came up pretty fast behind the sheriff.  ;D

Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Janet Harrington on October 20, 2004, 10:05:26 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D

You are so funny.
Title: Re: Daily News Paper
Post by: Janet Harrington on October 20, 2004, 10:08:12 PM
I think this is a job for qualified investigator.  I'll just have to investigate it myself.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D