1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
Of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be
Almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
Someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by
Simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
For few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
Use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
From rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
Button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
Will be too afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
Forget about the toothache.
8. Chapped lips? Rub chicken poop on them. It won't ease the chapping,
But it will keep you from licking them
LOL!
Very good, Teresa!
;D
Haa-ha, ha... she's Ba-a-a-ck
with those hints it is time for me to get up and get busy while I'm still laughing