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General Category => Politics => Topic started by: flo on June 03, 2007, 08:17:30 PM

Title: border solution
Post by: flo on June 03, 2007, 08:17:30 PM
dig a moat the length of the American/Mexican border--- fill it with water---use the excess dirt to build up the dikes around New Orleans---take the excess alligators out of Florida and put em in the moat---  8)
Title: Re: border solution
Post by: Teresa on June 04, 2007, 03:15:07 PM
Bingo! There you have it!

submitted by our own Flo~~ the next President of Immigration Reform.

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Title: Re: border solution
Post by: MarineMom on June 05, 2007, 05:40:18 AM
I like that :) can I email it to all my family and friends who will then email to all theirs and maybe eventually it will reach the people who can make it happen ;D
Title: Re: border solution
Post by: flo on June 05, 2007, 08:07:44 AM
e-mail away - it was e-mailed to me by my sister-in-law.  :-[ (and Teresa thot I came up with that all by myself.) :laugh:
Title: Re: border solution
Post by: Janet Harrington on June 05, 2007, 11:49:21 AM
Flo,

I thought you were the one who dreamed that up and I have sent that plan and your name to President George W. Bush.  I will do my best to get him to make you part of his cabinet, Secretary of the Moat Border.
Title: Re: border solution
Post by: Teresa on June 05, 2007, 02:27:19 PM
ALL IN FAVOR...................SAY AYE

ALL OPPOSED?.......................................
None?

I hereby nominate our own "Flo" for the
important job of Moat Border Patrol Queen.
Title: Re: border solution
Post by: flo on June 05, 2007, 04:51:32 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ::) ::) ::) wonder if I'll get paid a whoppin salary like those other politicians???? :-\ :-\ and then I could retire a second time and move from Pine to Easy Street ;)
Title: Re: border solution
Post by: Janet Harrington on June 05, 2007, 09:00:24 PM
And just exactly where is that street?  I want to find it.  I have hunted for it all my grown-up life and I think that someone keeps moving it.
Title: Re: border solution
Post by: Teresa on June 06, 2007, 03:10:31 PM
And all this time I thought you knew TaTa..
I mean ...you know.... ahhhh... ..wellll.... *clearing my throat**
Since you already knew about the 'easy" part...(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/grind.gif)
It just made sense that you knew where the street was.
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OOhhhhhhhhhhhh  I just crack myself up sometimes..
(((But you led me right into it you know Ta Ta.. I just couldn't let an opportunity like that pass by))


*****Yessss I know , I'll have to apologize later... but it was oh so worth it****

Title: Re: border solution
Post by: Janet Harrington on June 06, 2007, 06:55:23 PM
Now, that was really funny.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
Title: Re: border solution
Post by: frawin on June 07, 2007, 07:28:27 AM
ONLY IN AMERICA:In the USA if you drive illegally they take your driver's License, if you enter the country illegally they give you a Driver's License.