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Title: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: genealogynut on March 31, 2007, 12:32:16 PM

Traffic congestion is ten cars waiting to pass a combine on the highway.

A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging.

The radio buttons on a new car are all preset to country.

You've had classes canceled for heat and snow in the same month.

No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.

You have seen people wear  bib overalls to funeral and weddings.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

Going on vacation means going to Hutch to the fair, Abilene to Ike's house or Boot Hill to see Miss Kitty.

Your excuse for being late is the cows got out, and the boss accepts it MANY times.

Your main drag in town is two blocks long.

You've been hit by enough tornadoes to know there is no such thing as Oz.

You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

You have to travel over 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall.

The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out  and add butter, salt and pepper.

You are not surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition and bait all in the same store.

You had at least one summer job that was bucking bails or custom cutting.

You really do think Sunflowers are beautiful.

You went to skating parties as a kid.

Your earliest driving lessons were in a field while picking up hay.

You wave to all the oncoming traffic.

You know that cow pies aren't made of beef.

There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside looking for it.

Those strange lights you see at night is a farmer working late in the field---not a UFO.

You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.

Using the elevator involves a corn truck.

The number of the Co-Op is on  speed dial.

You can make instant sun tea.

You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: genealogynut on April 05, 2007, 04:52:09 PM
In April, you can have a beautiful spring day, and the next day can bring a snow storm.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Janet Harrington on April 05, 2007, 05:33:35 PM
April 5, 2007.  The very start of the snow on this April day.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Janet Harrington on April 05, 2007, 05:39:42 PM
And now, 2 hours later, from the start of the snow.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Janet Harrington on April 05, 2007, 05:44:49 PM
And again, snow on April 2, 2007, from Wilma's yard.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Wilma on April 05, 2007, 05:51:21 PM
What month is it, again?  There is about 4 inches of snow on my porch rail.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: emptynest on April 05, 2007, 06:29:07 PM
The younger students at the grade school today had their first ever Easter egg hunt in the snow-----it was most unusual sight I have ever seen in all my years with kids!  Some of the eggs actually were under the snow as it was snowing so hard and fast since the upper grade students hid them.  And those flakes were huge!  To think earlier this week, they were wearing flip flops, shorts and sleeveless shirts.  Simply amazing!  I sure hope my blooming wisteria will be ok......I have had this particular wisteria for 5 years and never once had it offered to bloom....and now it is covered with snow. 
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Janet Harrington on April 05, 2007, 07:39:07 PM
Emptynest,

Did anyone get pictures of the Easter egg hunt?  We heard the bus drivers talking about it on the scanner.  Sure would be fun to see any pictures!!!!
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: indygal on April 05, 2007, 08:03:10 PM
Hi everyone! Hope you all are staying warm and dry. Talk about crazy weather, eh? Where we live in Wichita, we got less than an inch (though I guess that could change through the overnight hours), but we heard on the evening news that the heaviest band of snow crossed right over the top of Howard. So how much snow did you folks end up getting? We're planning a trip over tomorrow evening and we're hoping the roads are OK.

I really enjoyed the photos, Janet. Even though the snow is kind of a mess and not good for the spring flowers, it really is very pretty.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Wilma on April 05, 2007, 08:19:55 PM
An Easter egg hunt in the snow.  That would be a picture worthy of sending to the news channels.  Hope someone took some.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: emptynest on April 05, 2007, 09:30:48 PM
Wilma,
Yes, there were plenty of pictures and video being taken during our Easter egg hunt.  It was really quite delightful.  In my 26 years of teaching, I have never had that happen before.  I will see what I can do to get some pictures on here.  And that is a good suggestion for the paper, too.  Should have had one ready for the 10:00 news tonight.  Everyone else sent in their weather pictures........
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Wilma on April 06, 2007, 02:30:37 PM
"The North wind doth blow
And we shall have snow.
And what will poor robin do?"

Now I have seen it.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Janet Harrington on April 06, 2007, 03:48:36 PM
So, what did the poor robin do?  Did they hide in bushes and try to stay warm?  The only thing I have seen today are crackles (SP?) and blue jays.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Dee Gee on April 06, 2007, 04:24:50 PM
I don't know what the Robin's do, but my Purple Martins are all huddled together on the windward side of the bird houses.  I would like to do something to help stay warm but I don't know how or what it would be.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Wilma on April 06, 2007, 04:42:24 PM
Janet, that is grackles.  I don't know what the poor robin did.  I can't remember the rest of it.  The robins that I have seen are all puffed up trying to keep warm.  Wish I had a can of worms to throw to them.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Janet Harrington on April 06, 2007, 08:11:20 PM
Thank you, my brilliant Mother, for giving me the correct spelling for that grackle bird.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Mom70x7 on April 06, 2007, 11:34:05 PM
The North wind doth blow and we shall have snow,
And what will poor robin do then, poor thing?
He'll sit in a barn and keep himself warm
and hide his head under his wing, poor thing.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: MarineMom on April 07, 2007, 04:40:07 AM
Thank you for finishing it Mom70x7, it was driving me nuts (or nuttier) trying to remember the end of it.
Title: Re: You Know You're In Kansas When..........
Post by: Wilma on April 07, 2007, 07:17:35 AM
Ah, once agaiin we have proven how intelligent and knowledgeable this group is.  It also explains why the robins I saw were hopping about.  I don't have a barn that they can get into.