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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Mom70x7 on January 11, 2007, 06:17:49 PM

Title: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Post by: Mom70x7 on January 11, 2007, 06:17:49 PM
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess who, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese Motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization  :D
Title: Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Post by: Mom70x7 on January 11, 2007, 06:18:25 PM
Naturally, not all of that is true, but enough is to be funny.!!!