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General Category => Politics => Topic started by: Warph on July 09, 2012, 01:56:19 PM
Mitt Romney Jokes:
Jay Leno's Mitt Romney Joke:
Mitt Romney says President Obama's promises are like Kim Kardashian's
wedding vows. President Obama shot back. He said Romney's positions
last about half as long as a Kim Kardashian wedding.
Conan O'Brien's Mitt Romney Joke:
Many voters feel that Mitt Romney is out of touch with real Americans
after he tried to make a bet with Rick Perry for $10,000. When asked
to comment, Mitt said, 'I'm sorry, but that's all I had in my pocket at the time.
Jon Stewart's Mitt Romney Joke:
No! Not Captain Buzzkill! Not the guy who looks like everyone who ever
fired your dad! He's gonna suck all the fun right out of this crazy thing.
Just look at the online video announcing his run. It looks like it could double
as an ad for erectile dysfunction pills. 'Mitt Romney: for when the moment's right.
David Letterman's Mitt Romney Joke:
I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the
restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right.
Jimmy Kimmel's Mitt Romney Joke:
Mitt Romney was on the 'Today Show' and admitted he likes to read the
'Twilight' books and watch 'American Idol.' If elected, he would be the
1st Mormon and the 1st 13-year-old girl to be President.