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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: patyrn on September 28, 2011, 03:46:45 PM

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Post by: patyrn on September 28, 2011, 03:46:45 PM
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??????????
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Post by: patyrn on September 29, 2011, 02:13:58 PM
Why do we sing, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we are already there ????????????
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Post by: patyrn on September 30, 2011, 08:14:46 AM
Why is the third hand on the wristwatch called the second hand??????????????????
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Post by: larryJ on September 30, 2011, 08:27:41 AM
It counts seconds.............

Larryj
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Post by: patyrn on October 01, 2011, 10:13:31 AM
If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know for sure?????????????????
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Post by: patyrn on October 02, 2011, 05:43:06 PM
Why do we say something is "out of whack"?  What is a whack????
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Post by: farmgal67357 on October 02, 2011, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: patyrn on October 02, 2011, 05:43:06 PM
Why do we say something is "out of whack"?  What is a whack????

A blow, if you hit something that is "out of whack" then you might fix it! Give it a WHACK!!! ;D
Lisa
via my hubby
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Post by: Diane Amberg on October 03, 2011, 09:31:32 AM
Is flying really so dangerous they have to call the airport building ''the terminal?" ;D :angel:
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Post by: patyrn on October 04, 2011, 09:50:34 AM
Why do "tug" boats push their barges????
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Post by: patyrn on October 14, 2011, 02:15:59 PM
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?????????????
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Post by: readyaimduck on October 14, 2011, 04:30:55 PM
And how did he know if they were spelt (sic) rite??   ;D
ready
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Post by: Diane Amberg on October 15, 2011, 08:21:02 AM
 ;D He used the most commonly accepted spellings and chose his own if he wanted to. Anything to standardize it. Now with all the short speak and text spelling, consistency may be lost again.
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Post by: patyrn on October 16, 2011, 12:58:57 PM
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?????
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Post by: patyrn on October 17, 2011, 11:58:22 AM
Why are they called "deer stands" when they are made for sitting?????
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Post by: Diane Amberg on October 17, 2011, 03:38:32 PM
When someone says "take a seat" where are you supposed to go with it?
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Post by: patyrn on October 17, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light" ????????????????
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Post by: patyrn on October 18, 2011, 07:49:26 AM
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you KNOW the batteries are dead??????????????