The Old Pilot

[Warph]

When I walk into any of the 20-30 Starbucks we have here in Surprise and look around at all the ol' geezers, I think of this joke.  You would think that Starbuck's was a holding station for the Playboy Mansion.  Most of these geezers here where I live would fit this story...  Geez, I just realized something... I guess I'm one of those old geezers too.



You think you have lived to be 91 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.  As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew with Jimmy Dolittle in WWII in a B-24, and later jets in the Korean conflict, taught 150 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.  As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.  When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.  It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

The old man replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'