TENJOOBERRYMUDS'

[Judy Harder]

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

This is a hoot.... sad, because it is TRUE..... but a hoot!!!!   
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND  "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue  getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".   

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now,here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and a call to room-service somewhere in the good old USA  today.....   

Room  Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: "   Rye . Dis Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh...... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service:  "Ow July den?!?.... pryed, boyud, poochd?"   

Guest:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled,  please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine .."

Room  Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"   

Guest:  "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn  toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think  so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this,  but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."   

RoomService:  "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin weet bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!  I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fi ne ...Yes, an English muffin will be  fine .."   

RoomService:  "Weet bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on  the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I  mean butter... just put the butter on the side."   

RoomService:  "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService:  "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService:  "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, weet bodder on sigh and copy .. rye??"   

Guest:  "Whatever you say."

RoomService:  "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'  "......and you do, don't  you! 

[Diane Amberg]

The guy at Wendy's sounds just like that! HA.

[Varmit]

Dat chit ain berry bunny!