HUMOR ?? Maybe ~~~

[Jo McDonald]

In my warped sense of humor ~~~ the following sort of reminds me of some of the post on this forum.
 Jo

Valuable lesson . . .

First-year students at Kansas State Vet school were attending their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with
a white sheet The professor started the class by telling them, "In
Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities
as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body."  For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in
his mouth.  "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead
cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,  "The
second most important quality is observation.  I stuck in my middle finger
and sucked on my index finger.  Now learn to pay attention . . .. . . ."

"Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid . . . !!!"

[Judy Harder]

Yep! It pays to pay attention!