Political humor

[kshillbillys]

Yep...Him and Jimmy Carter. I need a couple days off from work!

[Dee Gee]

Better put Joe in there also

[Ross]

April 27, 2011
Obama Reveals Unsuccessful Run for President of Kenya
Disqualified by U.S. Birth Certificate
 
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In a stunning announcement that took even political insiders by surprise, President Barack Obama revealed today that he ran for President of Kenya in 2005 but was disqualified when a birth certificate surfaced showing he was born in the United States.

At a press conference at the White House, Mr. Obama spoke for the first time about his little-known unsuccessful foray into Kenyan politics: "Like every American boy or girl, I grew up with the dream of someday becoming President of Kenya."

[Diane Amberg]

Too late, they already chose.

[Diane Amberg]

Hoo-ha-ha!

[Ross]

Two  Arkansas mechanical engineers      
Bubba and Ray are currently working for the Government.

I worked for those guys in the Navy Shipyard. ROFL

[Ross]

*Latest News from Libya...*



نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان

نور اگر رفت سایه. ر
رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر
نمی دان نور
اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش
دیوار و چشم
خیره ما


*If I hear anything else I will let you know.....*

I jsut had to translate it on google, here is what it says:


Persian to English translation

If you can not find the light went shadow eyes staring at the wall and the role we do not don the role of other shade

If the light went shadow. R.
Shadow was not found and the role of eyes staring at the wall again our role in Shadow
Don not light
If not go find a shadow role
Wall-eye
We stared

[Diane Amberg]

WOW, you must have a fancy keyboard.

[Jo McDonald]

    "If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you're not a racist, then you'll have


    To vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you're not an idiot."

[flintauqua]

http://www.credoaction.com/comics/2011/04/218o/