Political humor

[Judy Harder]

he he he!

[Patriot]

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 2011, 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct...

The salesman (a man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your butt year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership... Darn guy had no sense of humor.

[Patriot]

Ann Coulter has said that Democrat Liberalism/Progressivism is a mental disease......maybe she's on to something.


U.S. Rep. David Wu (D-Oregon)


Wu says he was hospitalized in 2008 for reaction to mental-health drug
Published: Sunday, February 27, 2011, 8:50 PM     Updated: Monday, February 28, 2011, 8:40 AM
The Associated Press


Story link:  http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2011/02/wu_sayshe_was_hospitalized_for.html

[Teresa]

True story... got from a freind...


I was eating lunch last week with my 10 year old grandson when his mom
asked him "What is tomorrow?" He said "It's President's Day"

She asked "What does that mean?" .... I was waiting for something
profound...

He said "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he
sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."


  I almost snorted my iced tea.
 

[frawin]

If pro is opposite of con, then what
      is the opposite of progress? 
Congress!

   Sign in   Men's restroom House of Representatives,

[sixdogsmom]

Breaking News: CBC reports: Beginning in early 2011 gas stations will start
showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can watch someone else get screwed the same time that you do!!
 

[sodbuster]

In the "immortal" words of Charlie Sheen all I can say to that is: I am happy to say, I am thankful that I have tiger blood. I am "winning", and I did it with millions of dollars less than Charlie. Also, I did it without two paid "pornstars", just one former lingerie model with red hair, that's now a VP for a big insurance company. OOPs, now I am starting to sound like Charlie. I think he means he is full of tiger piss.  Where else, but the internet can we rant these most unimportant thoughts? 

David

[kshillbillys]

Breaking News: CBC reports: Beginning in early 2011 gas stations will start
showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can watch someone else get screwed the same time that you do!!
 

LMAO! That's funny right there!

[Teresa]

*Latest News from Libya...*



نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان

نور اگر رفت سایه. ر
رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر
نمی دان نور
اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش
دیوار و چشم
خیره ما


*If I hear anything else I will let you know.....*

[Teresa]

Solution to the Egyptian Problem



They want a new Muslim leader, I say give them ours.     



Solves two problems.