Political humor

Started by Jo McDonald, March 17, 2010, 02:02:50 PM

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Diane Amberg

Now that's a good one!  ;D ;D ;D

Varmit

It is high time we eased the drought suffered by the Tree of Liberty. Let us not stand and suffer the bonds of tyranny, nor ignorance, laziness, cowardice. It is better that we die in our cause then to say that we took counsel among these.

mtcookson

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

:laugh:

Judy Harder

Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!"



"Great, but how?" asked Harry.



"We'll go to Wal-Mart, get some cheesy clothes and shoes like most Middle Americans wear then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador.  When we look the part, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Hardin, Montana.  With the dog in tow they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.  The Bartender took a step back and said, "Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"



"Yes we are," said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here.  We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color."



They ordered a round of bourbon and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.



A grizzled old farmer came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.  A few moments later, in came another old farmer.  He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.



For the next hour, another dozen farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left looking puzzled.



Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail?  Is it some sort of custom?"



"Lord no," said the bartender.  "It's just that someone told them there was a Labrador in here with two a**holes!"

:laugh:



Today, I want to make a difference.
Here I am Lord, use me!

twirldoggy


kshillbillys

Oh Judy, that was a good one! LOL
ROBERT AND JENNIFER WALKER

YOU CALL US HILLBILLYS LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING! WE ARE SO FLATTERED!

THAT'S MS. HILLBILLY TO YOU!

Jo McDonald

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GATHER, BUT WHAT YOU SCATTER....
THAT TELLS WHAT KIND OF LIFE YOU HAVE LIVED!

Varmit

It is high time we eased the drought suffered by the Tree of Liberty. Let us not stand and suffer the bonds of tyranny, nor ignorance, laziness, cowardice. It is better that we die in our cause then to say that we took counsel among these.

Patriot

It got so cold in Washington DC tonight; a Democrat was seen with his hands in his OWN pocket
Conservative to the Core!
Gun control means never having to fire twice.
Social engineering, left OR right usually ends in a train wreck.

Teresa

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History !

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