Homeland Security loses a lot of guns

Sarge · February 19, 2010, 04:45:43 PM

You are so right Diane. And as all pairs, you have the straight guy, the one with intelligence and common sense. Which, of course, would be me. Then you have the stooge, the clown, the dummy. Which, of course, would be Tarbaby, er uh, I mean, Tarhead, uh Jarhead, yeah that's it Jarhead, the fat one.

jarhead · February 19, 2010, 10:04:44 PM

TARBABY ?? What kind of racist crap are you spewing from your pie hole, Sarge ? I hope the Black Panthers come and beat you about the head and shoulders with intent to do bodily harm !!
THE FAT ONE ?? Your sorry ass will be getting a little visit from the PPPA---that stands for 'Pleasingly Plump People of America". And trust me, there are a couple chubby black men that belong to it AND the Panthers.

Sarge · February 19, 2010, 10:25:02 PM

Now now Mr Panties in a Wad. There is nothing racial about the word tarbaby. A tarbaby was quite common in the olden days. Folks would take hardened tar and carve the body of a doll then make clothes for it. It was quite common for little girls to have tarbaby dolls and there were no racial implications to them at all.

Teresa · February 19, 2010, 10:48:51 PM

(((quietly saying)))).... but that doesn't explain "the Fat One"...
**slinking off to bury myself now..**

Sarge · February 20, 2010, 08:08:24 AM

Well Twee, it's quite obvious that the fat one needs no explanation, but I sympathize with tar- uh jarhead as I have had to work hard to maintain my manly svelt appearance.

jarhead · February 20, 2010, 04:23:48 PM

Call me fat !!!!! Don't drink Longton city water folks. There's a "big turd" treading water in the clear well down at the water plant.

Sarge · February 25, 2010, 12:14:31 PM

Quote from: jarhead on February 20, 2010, 04:23:48 PM
Don't drink Longton city water folks. There's a "big turd" treading water in the clear well down at the water plant.

I know. I've had to run you out of there several times. Next time I'll have an eskimo harpoon you.

jarhead · February 25, 2010, 05:39:30 PM

Sarge,
My, My, aint we witty today ? I see it took you 5 days to think up that response---or did you just now get out of the clear well ?? That explains why our water tastes like frog pee-pee !!

Diane Amberg · February 25, 2010, 08:31:19 PM

Next time I come to visit I think maybe I'll stay in Independence.