Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

[genealogynut]

1.  Everyone has a photographic memory.......some just don't have any film.

2.   I used to have a handle on life.......but it broke off.

3.  Some people just don't know how to drive......I call those people "Everybody But Me."

4.  Don't like my driving?............Then quit watching me.

5.  If you can read this.........I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

5.  Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

6.  Try not to let your mind wander.....it is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

7.   HANG UP AND DRIVE!!   (My favorite)

8.  And the number one Bumper Sticker you'd like to see!  Welcome to America.....now SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

[Teresa]

I always liked to tell people ... If you  don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk! 

[Wilma]

Good one, Teresa

[bowie boy]

 >:(if you can read this, stare at the road not my bumper sticker!!!

[DanCookson]

The age old favorite.....

Keep Honking......I am Reloading!!