Joe Biden - Gaffe Machine

[Teresa]

I can make some of the best guacamole you ever put on a chip! And talk guns with you guys all night long.. and play cards... and shag beers for ya....( since I don't drink the stuff)
Just save me a place in the bunker.. Puuuleeease~~

[Warph]

Awwwwww.... come on, guys.  You think y'all poor bunker-down types are having a problem with JarHeads bunker, feel some pity for poor ol' Hitler and his bunker.

Oh yeah.... and please pardon Hitler french as he's a little upset right now, seems to be talking like a Marine.... if you are 21 or older, check it out:

BTW JarHead... is your bunker kinda like this one.  If it is, I'll bring the chips, since Teresa got the dip and Slappy and the guys will bring the beer:  

[larryJ]

Oh yeah, Jar, I forgot, R.A.M.B.O. going to need room for his surfboard and tanning bed.  

(did guns call you a dip?)

Larryj

[Diane Amberg]

 

[jarhead]

Larry,
Yes Guns called me a "dip" but she is always letting her alligator mouth overload her canary arse. It's just in her blood lines to be that way
Yes WARPH my bunker will look alot like that Nazi bunker. Not at the moment but it will after it gets completed.Back hoes are digging right now. It was gonna be a simple affair until Teresa INVITED herself into my bunker---with her hot tub---and 4 poster king sized bed---and on & on & on . If that aint bad enough she wants to bring all her weapons----all 6,748 of them. I did draw a line in the sand and forbid her to bring her quad 50's mounted on a JEEP.
Larry go ahead and send R.A.M.B.O. because he is small and will be used to guard WARPH's golf clubs but I'm afrain buddy there will not be enough room for you-whoa there Hoss, I forgot you were a medic---we might need a medic. Yep, you are welcome but ol Slappy better find another place. Whoa, Slappy is bringing beer !! What am I to do ??

[Teresa]

How in the world did this thread go so haywire.. hahaha
it makes me laugh...

Joe makes me laugh... but you don't hear much from him anymore..... they keep the poor dumb shmuck locked in the basement of the Naval Observatory. You can't help shake your head and laugh..........until...you stop and realize that the ignorant clown is one heartbeat away from the Oval Office!! Then I stop laughing...........

[greatguns]

Learned everything I know from my older Cuz!  Not a bad blood line though.

[jarhead]

Teresa,
Just trying to take your mind off of the fact that Joe Smoe is THAT one heart beat away from being your Prez. If that aint scary enough just think of who's in line after him. Yep, ol San Fran Nan. Gotta go dig the bunker 30 ft deeper !!!

[larryJ]

Better make the walls thicker also.  Don't forget the doggy door.  Don't worry about Joe, he's got his own bunker. 

Teresa gets to bring a hot tub?  That's cool!!!! 

Don't invite Guns, you don't need the insults, cuz or no cuz.

Well, okay, Guns can come.  After all, family is family.

And, don't forget the pool table.

Larryj

[jarhead]

pool table What ? R.A.M.B.O. shoots pool ? No can do. He's just gonna have to learn how to play golf with WARPH, No doggy door either. Don't want that liberal Danny Devito sneaking into our bunker. I sent Guns an invite to the bunker but told her it was in Siberia. That's paybacks. Gonna invite her oldest sister though. Her husband is an Army Nam grunt. Maybe 3-4 years under ground waiting for fall-out to dissapate I can convince him the Marines rule.  What was that you said ? you are gonna teach R.A.M.B.O. to bite me on the ankle !!!