Passing Through

Started by Warph, January 30, 2010, 10:49:40 PM

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Warph



The sheriff of the small Kansas town pulled over a Porsche
that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone.

The man behind the wheel, a Chicago commodities trader, was
steaming. When he was finally brought before the local
magistrate, he exploded, "I can`t believe you stopped me.
This town must be the a**hole of the world!"

The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you must be
what`s passing through."
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Teresa

 ;D ;D

Sometimes.. there just isn't anything else you could say after that.. LOL
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History !

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