Thats my dirt..

[Varmit]

God and a scientist were talking.  The scientist says, "You know, I don't see what all the hoopla is about.  Theres nothing you can do that I can't."  God says, "With just a wave of my hand I can make it rain." Then He waves His hand and it rains.  Scientist says, "Big deal, so can I." mixes a few chemicals, throws them in the air and water falls down.  God says, "I can bring the dead back to life." Then in a loud voice says, "Lazuras come forth." Lazuras appears.  Scientists says, "Oh yeah, watch this."  Yells "Clear" and shocks a still heart causing it to beat again.  God says, "I can take a handful of dirt and make it a man" Picks up a handful of dirt, softly blows on it, and it becomes a man. 

Feeling cocky, the scientists says with a smirk, "Thats nothing, Through the process of evolution I can do the same." bends over, picks up some dirt, but before he can do anything God says, "Ah Ah Ah, Thats my dirt."

[Varmit]

A scientist goes up to God and says, "you think you're hot stuff because of all the things you can do?  Well, let me tell you, theres nothing you can do that I can't.  You made the earth and planets and such, so what, we have proven that with the right gasses, pressure, and heat, that we can do the same thing.  You made mankind from dirt, through evolution and cloning can make exact duplicates, you can hold back the waters so can we.  You can make it rain, so can we.  You can cure dieseases, heal the sick, even bring people back from the dead, well let me tell you what hot shot, SO CAN WE!!"  Breathless and panting after his rant the scientists sits down with a triumphant look on his face.  God just smiles and shakes His head and looks at the scientist in the way that understanding fathers have looked at foolish and naive sons for years, and says,..

"Really?  Thats amazing.  Now try doing it without my help."

[Judy Harder]

that ought to shut him up! Very good Varmit.

There is always someone trying to ONE-UP God.
Not going to happen.
He will still be here when man blows up the earth.

[Warph]

Amen, Judy... AMEN!