Best Blonde Joke Ever.

[Varmit]

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE



A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh. .. . ... ... ...



       "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

[Diane Amberg]

HA, now that's funny!

[Jo McDonald]

 




The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop.

I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused but I never remember to take them in with me.

Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.

[Judy Harder]

Good one Varmit, I did laugh out loud.....and Jo, I groaned big time.
Thanks for the giggles.

[Wilma]

When they ask me "Paper or plastic?", I just say "Yes".

[Teresa]

Varmit~~~ you hearing the ice crack under your size 13's??

[Varmit]

Actually Teresa, that reminds me of another....

There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing. All of a sudden, she hears a voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She ignores it and moves to another area, cutting a hole, and beginning to fish again. Again she hears the booming voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!" She is starting to get freaked out now. "Lord? Is that you?" she asks. In reply she hears, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

[Diane Amberg]

Ha! Very cute.

[Teresa]

Not funny~~ I had no idea That I was in the skating rink... Anyone could have made that mistake.. 

[Varmit]

HA!

Question:  2 blondes walk into a bar...what should they've done??

Answer:  Duck.