Gubmint and how Gubmint works

[Jo McDonald]

Once upon a time the government had a vast  scrap yard in the middle of a
desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal  from it at night."  So they
created a night watchman  position and hired a person for the job.

Then  Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job  without
instruction?" So they created a planning department and  hired two people,
one person to write the instructions, and one  person to do time studies.

Then Congress  said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the
tasks  correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department  and hired
two people. One to do the studies and one to write  the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these  people going to get paid?" So They
created the following  positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer,
Then hired two  people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable  for all of these people?" So
they created an administrative  section and hired three people, an
Administrative Officer,  Assistant Administrative Officer, and a  Legal
Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We  have had this command in operation for one Year
and we are  $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall  cost."

So they laid off the night  watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink  in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to  slaughter.

Does anybody remember the reason given for  the establishment of the
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY.... during the  Carter  Administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn't  think so!

Bottom line. We've spent several hundred  billion dollars in support of an
agency...the reason for which  not one person who reads this can
remember!

Ready??
It was very simple...and at  the time, everybody thought it very
appropriate.

The  Department of Energy was instituted on   8-04-1977.
TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN  OIL.

Hey,  pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW IT'S 2009 -- 32  YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS
"NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT  $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. THEY HAVE 16,000
FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND  APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK
AT THE JOB THEY HAVE  DONE! THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY,
"WHAT WAS I  THINKING?"

Ah, yes -- good ole  bureaucracy.

AND, NOW, WE ARE GOING TO TURN THE BANKING SYSTEM,  HEALTH CARE, AND THE
AUTO INDUSTRY OVER TO THE SAME  GOVERNMENT?
HELLOOO!     Anybody Home?

[Anmar]

aha! for once i agree with you!

[flintauqua]

Though I do agree it is a much larger and bloated government agency than it probably should be, the DOE serves some very important duties that have been scattered amongst other agencies in the past.



Origins & Evolution of the Department of Energy

The origins of the Department of Energy can be traced to the Manhattan Project and the race to develop the atomic bomb during World War II. In 1942, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers established the Manhattan Engineer District to manage the project. Following the war, Congress engaged in a vigorous and contentious debate over civilian versus military control of the atom. The Atomic Energy Act of 1946 settled the debate by creating the Atomic Energy Commission, which took over the Manhattan Engineer District's sprawling scientific and industrial complex.

The Atomic Energy Commission was specifically established to maintain civilian government control over the field of atomic research and development. During the early Cold War Years, the Commission focused on designing and producing nuclear weapons and developing nuclear reactors for naval propulsion. The Atomic Energy Act of 1954 ended exclusive government use of the atom and began the growth of the commercial nuclear power industry, giving the Atomic Energy Commission authority to regulate the new industry.

In response to changing needs in the mid 1970's, the Atomic Energy Commission was abolished and the Energy Reorganization Act of 1974 created two new agencies: the Nuclear Regulatory Commission to regulate the nuclear power industry and the Energy Research and Development Administration to manage the nuclear weapon, naval reactor, and energy development programs.

However, the extended energy crisis of the 1970's soon demonstrated the need for unified energy organization and planning. The Department of Energy Organization Act brought the federal government's agencies and programs into a single agency. The Department of Energy, activated on October 1, 1977, assumed the responsibilities of the Federal Energy Administration, the Energy Research and Development Administration, the Federal Power Commission, and parts and programs of several other agencies.

The Department provided the framework for a comprehensive and balanced national energy plan by coordinating and administering the energy functions of the federal government. The Department undertook responsibility for long-term, high-risk research and development of energy technology, federal power marketing, energy conservation, the nuclear weapons program, energy regulatory programs, and a central energy data collection and analysis program.

Over its two decade history, the Department has shifted its emphasis and focus as the needs of the nation have changed. During the late 1970's, the Department emphasized energy development and regulation. In the 1980's, nuclear weapons research, development, and production took a priority. Since the end of the Cold War, the Department has focused on environmental clean up of the nuclear weapons complex, nonproliferation and stewardship of the nuclear stockpile, energy efficiency and conservation, and technology transfer and industrial competitiveness.

Today, the Department of Energy contributes to the future of the nation by ensuring our energy security, maintaining the safety and reliability of our nuclear stockpile, cleaning up the environment from the legacy of the Cold War, and developing innovations in science and technology.

[pepelect]

aha! for once i agree with you!

Could you repeat that please I didn't hear what you said.

[Warph]

Luv it, Jo.. luv it.  HELLOOO!  Anybody Home?

[Diane Amberg]

Nope.