My New Truck!

[kshillbillys]

I bought a new Chevy  Silverado  and returned it to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the
radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the    speakers.

Then he said, ' Ray Charles!' and in an instant ' Georgia On My  Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson..

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd  say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,  'Beatles,'
I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I
swerved in time to avoid him.  I yelled, 'a**hole !'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President
of the United States, Barack Obama... ."

Damn I love this truck......

[Dee Gee]

Where did you this truck?  I WANT ONE! 

[Cheyenne]

HA!

[Varmit]

thats funny, right there