A little side of humor

[Jo McDonald]

 

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies'
profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the
government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do
a better job of spending the money I earn than I can.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as
long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust
that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because
they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to
own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to
protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who
can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that
the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I
don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should
not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to
break even and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as it sees fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe
kooks who can't get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up
my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

Then I woke up sweating. What a nightmare.

[Varmit]

Can always count on you to make me laugh, that was a good one.

[Jo McDonald]

 INTERNET WARNING:

If you get an email titled
"Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,"
don't open it....

It contains a nude photo
of Nancy Pelosi!!

[Warph]

INTERNET WARNING:

If you get an email titled
"Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,"
don't open it....

It contains a nude photo
of Nancy Pelosi!!

hahahahahahahaha...... oh lord, that's funny, Jo.  You just busted up everyone at the 19th Hole with that one.

[jarhead]

Yea right Warph. Slappy told us you carry a picture of Miss Nancy in your wallet. Not sure if the picture is coated in plastic or Slappy meant Miss Nancy was plastic.