Amazingly Simple Home Remedies!

[Judy Harder]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

 Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

 Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

 For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins. Remember to use a timer.

 A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after
you hit the snooze button.

 If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

 You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it
shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

 Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

 And finally, a daily thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[Jules]

Thank you Mrs. for your sophisticated sense of humor sharing with us. I had to laugh a lot when reading through your article. I think I will memorize some of those wisdoms to pretend to be wise when talking.