Wooden Leg Insurance

[Jo McDonald]

   


WOODEN LEG INSURANCE -


A man and his wife, moved back home to Missouri from Texas . The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas , it cost them $2000. per year!

When they arrived in Missouri , they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Missouri to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Texas !

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39.... You just have to know how to describe it!'

(Those "Show Me folks" know how "to git 'er done"; don't they?)

[Ms Bear]

Loved it.