Just some cute things from the children.

[Teresa]

Give me a sense of humor, Lord.
Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.



Sunday after church a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.  The daughter answered, "Don't be scared you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed.  Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about.  He said, "Don't be afraid, thy comforter is coming."


A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times.  But, there is a higher power.  Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"


The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mummy looked back once while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"


The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah, the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal.  She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar.  And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar.  He had them do this four times - "Now," said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, " I know, I know!" she said, "To make the gravy!"


A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms?"


Somebody has well said, there are only two kinds of people in the world.  There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."