3 Brazilian soldiers

Started by Warph, February 20, 2009, 01:19:18 AM

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Warph

February 20, 2009, 01:19:18 AM


Obama flew to Chicago on Air Force One to get a haircut so Secretary Gates is giving Vice-President Joe his daily briefing regarding the war.  He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Vice-President Joe exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Vice-President Joe sits, head in hands.

Finally, the Vice-President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

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patyrn

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February 20, 2009, 10:14:24 AM
This is cute--I remember the same type of joke going around with George W. Bush  as the main character when he was in office.

Diane Amberg

#2
February 20, 2009, 05:58:36 PM
Joe's not that dumb, but he would laugh at the joke. We still see him around Delaware from time to time, but not as often any more.

W. Gray

#3
February 20, 2009, 07:39:52 PM
Maybe you are right, but it looks as though he is well on his way to being the next Dan Quayle.
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