Happy New Year

Started by Jo McDonald, January 02, 2009, 02:10:17 PM

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Jo McDonald

January 02, 2009, 02:10:17 PM



Happy New Year!


I want to be the first to send you Happy New Year greetings ...

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.


Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the 2000 election.

And all of us are happy; The election is finally over!

2009 should be even better:  Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, He will rest.











IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GATHER, BUT WHAT YOU SCATTER....
THAT TELLS WHAT KIND OF LIFE YOU HAVE LIVED!

frawin

#1
January 02, 2009, 02:27:09 PM
Jo. I love it, we can start blamimg Obama for the housing Crisis and everything else that is going wrong.

Warph

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January 03, 2009, 02:17:51 AM


LOL..... I love it!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ;D
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Teresa

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January 04, 2009, 03:19:47 PM
It's been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here's the reminder why! It's the year-end review of the news, and maybe it'll seem a little better with music.


Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History !
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