Good Ole' Maxine

[Teresa]

[Dee Gee]

I always enjoy Maxine, Thanks.

[Judy Harder]

Especially for the Ladies !   
     
PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! 










 



I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and

don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.




I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)


I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because .

I want every creature to have a home of their own.


I don't Spring Clean because .

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!


I don't put things away because .

My husband

will never be able to find them again. 

I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me

over for dinner. 

I don't iron because ... 
   
I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and

I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!



REMEMBER . . . .


a clean house means a broken computer!